DIVORCE PARTIES

Got Divorced? Let’s Party.

Divorce Parties at The Britannia Shoreditch

Who says only weddings deserve the big celebrations?

Not us. At The Britannia, we believe every ending that leads to freedom is worth a bottle of champagne (or six).

Whether you cried, cursed, signed the papers with glitter pen, or danced out of the courtroom in heels and sunglasses — you made it.

And now it’s time to celebrate the hell out of that.

Welcome to London’s most iconic house party location for untying the knot in style. It’s private. It’s beautiful. It’s trouble.

It’s The Britannia Shoreditch — and it’s all yours.

Your Ex Gets the Sofa, you Get the Entire Damn House.

The Britannia isn’t a “venue.” It’s a full private residence just off Brick Lane, and once you walk through that door, it’s yours.

We’re talking:

• Candlelight, velvet, vintage gold mirrors, and moody lighting

• A freestanding bathtub in the middle of the master bedroom (yes, you earned it)

• A massive dining table for feasts, cakes, cocktails, or rage burning

• A rooftop with a pizza oven and views over the East End

• A boudoir crash pad perfect for getting glam, staying over, or sobbing dramatically in sequins

• No neighbours. No curfew. No one to tell you “you’re being a bit much”

You’ve been through enough.

Now it’s time for everything, all at once.

What Does a Divorce Party Look Like? However you want it to.

A few ideas - you pick, we’ll sort it:

• Champagne tower with your best girls

• A private chef cooking “your food, not theirs”

• ‘Burn the wedding dress’ moment (we’ve got the firepit)

• Custom cake: “Single AF” or “Thank U, Next”

• Karaoke in the lounge with a themed playlist: “Survivor,” “Irreplaceable,” “I Will Survive”

• Martini tasting with a local mixologist (“Stirred not married”)

• A Polaroid photo wall of your new life (and your ex’s bad haircut)

• Tarot reading on the rooftop

• Movie night, drag show, topless butlers? Girl, it’s your house.

We’ll help you design a party that is healing, hot, hilarious, heartbreaking — and then euphoric.

Freedom Never Tasted So Good

Start the night with cocktails, roll into a four-course dinner, move into dancing, and then hit the bathtub with your best friend and a bottle of bubbles. Because here’s the thing:

You don’t have to leave.

The Britannia sleeps:

• Six guests in bedrooms you don’t have to share anymore

• One extra in the boudoir/dressing room crash pad

• Comes with robes, rain showers, candles, sound system, and no judgement

We can even send in someone the next morning to cook a recovery brunch with mimosas and strong coffee while you lounge on the roof and say, “What. A. Night.”

Shoreditch: Your Post-Divorce Playground

If you want to hit the town before, during, or after your celebration, The Britannia drops you right into the heart of Shoreditch — London’s most chaotic, creative, exhilarating neighbourhood.

Two steps outside and you’re in:

• Brick Lane: vintage shops, bars, and that guy who reads palms at 2AM

• Redchurch Street: designer boutiques and dangerously good wine bars

• Columbia Road: for that post-breakup “buy yourself flowers” moment

• Late-night bagels, secret speakeasies, rooftop bars, and reckless decision-making

Or don’t go anywhere at all. Just put on your post-divorce playlist, light the candles, and dance barefoot in your new favourite home.

We Can Help You Curate the Chaos

We’ve done engagements, weddings, baby showers — but this is the one we secretly live for.

Our team can help arrange:

• A photographer or videographer to document the night

• Bespoke cake or dessert setups

• Bartenders, caterers, drag artists, DJs

• Tarot readers, astrologers, or someone to scream into the void with you

• Styling for the dining table, bathtub, rooftop, or all of the above

• A fire ritual. Yes. We said it.

You don’t have to plan it.

You just have to show up and say: “Let’s f*cking go.”

Divorce parties at The Britannia are for:

• Women, men, everyone in between

• The sad ones. The angry ones. The ones who cannot stop laughing

• The ones who gave it their all and are ready to take it all back

• The newly single, the rebranded, the reborn

• You, if you’re reading this and thinking: “Hell yes.”

Ready to Reclaim the Night?

You didn’t lose yourself.

You just gave too much.

Now it’s your turn. Your rules. Your house. Your people.

And The Britannia Shoreditch is ready to host the most beautiful breakdown-turn-glow-up party this city has ever seen.

Divorced. Liberated. Upgraded.

Let’s celebrate.